The Mitosis Song

IB Biology Guide

This is the current IB guide which has been written for those of you doing exams in 2009. Please click on the link, then on the next page press the orange download button. The other buttons will take you to some crappy advertising.

IB biology guide 2009

Revising waves

The BBC bitesize website is especially designed to help you revise for your GCSEs. Please take a look at the link below and try the activities on the website:

waves

Equations for Mock Exams


Please look at this sheet (and print it out if you like). These are the physics equations I want you to make sure you can remember for the mock exams.


Coordinated science past papers

Please click on the links then on the following page scroll down and click on the orange dowload button:

Coordinated science paper 1 June 2003

Coordinated science paper 2 June 2003

Coordinated science paper 3 June 2003

Coordinated science paper 6 June 2003

Coordinated science syllabus

This is the syllabus for your exam in coordinated science in 2009. Please click on the link, then scroll down to find the download button:

Coordinated science syllabus

Chemistry Syllabus

This is the chemistry syllabus for your exam in 2009. Please click on the link, then scroll to the bottom of the page to find the download button:

Chemistry IGCSE syllabus

The Reproduction Song

Click here to listen to the song

Mr. Stuart:The parts of a flower are so constructed that very, very often the wind will cause pollination.If not, then a bee or any other nectar gathering creature can create the same situation.Yes, anything that gets the pollen to the pistils, write it on the list.I'll try to make it crystal-clear: The flower's insatiable passion turns its life into a circus of debauchery!

Mr. Stuart: Now you see just how the stamen gets its lusty dust onto the stigma.
And why this frenzied chlorophyllous orgy starts in spring is no enigma!
We call this quest for satisfaction a what, class?

Sorority girls: A photo-periodic reaction!
Mr. Stuart: Oh, that's good, that's very good.
Hey, I'm lost where are we?
Chapter 2, page 5...
Reproduction, reproduction!Put your pollen tube to work.
Reproduction, reproduction!Make my stamen go berserk.
Reproduction!I don't think they even know what a pistil is!

I got your pistil right here...Where does the pollen go?

Mr. Stuart: Next chapter. In an abstract way, the same thing applies
To the reproductive organs of the more complex life forms.
But now we are dealing with sexual response.
Are there any questions before we begin reading?

Is it possible the female member of some sex on a couch?
Could like get this guy all hot and she never even knew it?
When a warm-blooded mammal in a tight little sweater
Starts pullin' that stuff, is she sayin' that she wants to do it?

Johnny: Can't prove it by me, cause they change their tune
When you got 'em in the back seat.With his heart beatin' fast!

Sorority girls: They make it sound like a track meet, gross!
Yeah, then all they can do is say "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!"

Reproduction, reproduction! Baby, give it to me now.
Reproduction, reproduction! Is that all you think about?
Reproduction! Come on baby show me that you really love me so!

Ohhh, I think I'm gonna throw up!

Where does the pollen go?

Mr. Stuart:The human is the only being capable of consciously controlling its number of offspring.
Any comments on this?

Paulette: Mr. Stuart, is it true that guys like you, you know, mature and all,
Carry some protection with them for sexual occasions?

Johnny: What's the big deal? Can't a girl just do that thing in a book
Where she adds up the days of her, uh, what do you call it, mentalstration?

Oh, that's really neat!

Yeah, and what will the guy say when the numbers don't add up right, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Reproduction, reproduction! Hope he's proud of what he's done.
Reproduction, reproduction!He was only pokin' fun.
Reproduction! See what happens when a boy and girl
Don't know how to play it safe?
Reproduction, reproduction!
Reproduction, reproduction!
Reproduction, reproduction! Reproduction!

Where does the pollen go?

Homeostasis

The human transport system

Excellent slideshow produced especially for IB students. Please take a look:

Transport System
View SlideShare presentation or Upload your own. (tags: diesease coronary)

Enzymes

The importance of enzymes

Synapses

Detailed information about synapses (a bit too detailed for the IB) can also be found be following this link:

How impulses pass through synapses

GCSE Chemistry Past Papers

Follow these links to download Cambridge GCSE past papers
(scroll down to the bottom of the page to find the download button)

June 2008 paper 1

June 2007 paper 1

November 2008 paper 1

June 2003 paper 1

June 2003 paper 2

June 2003 paper 3

June 2003 paper 6

The Reproduction Song (from Grease 2)

The IB Diploma Handbook

A link to the IB diploma handbook

What you need to pass the IB

Here is some information to explain what you need in order to pass your IB:

*At least three subjects must be completed at Higher Level (HL) and three at Standard Level (SL).
*Should four subjects be completed at HL then only two need be completed at SL.
*All six subjects must have been awarded a numerical grade higher than 1, with a minimum total score of 24.
*The CAS requirement of 150 hours must have been completed.
*The Extended Essay and TOK course must have been completed and essays submitted.
*Additionally a grade D or better must have been awarded in either the Extended Essay or TOK.
*If the overall score is 24-27, there is no grade 2 at HL and not more than one grade 2 at SL; if the overall score is greater than or equal to 28, not more than one grade 2 at HL and no more than two grades 2 at SL; altogether, there are no more than three grades 3 or below.
*At least 12 points (12 for overall score 24-27; 16 if four HL subjects are taken) must have been gained on HL subjects, and 9/8 (6/5 if only two SL subjects are taken) on SL subjects.
*The final award committee has not judged the candidate to be guilty of malpractice.
*A minimum amount of hours must be achieved per year by students in order to pass. If an excessive amount of hours are missed, they may have to resit the year.

Circulatory System

The circulatory system

The heart

Biological Molecules

Biological molecules

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IB Biology assessment

For info about assessment for IB biology (your exams and what they will be like), please click the link below

IB biology assessment

Nerve Impulses


Or how does an impulse travel from your pain receptors?

Find out how nerve impulses travel through the body by clicking on the link below to biologymad.com. This is a website designed for the old A level biology exam, but contains a lot of info useful for the IB.

How nerve impulses travel

Hip Hip Hooray..... for DNA

by Peter Weatherall

Hip hip hooray.... for DNA

by Peter Weatherall

In every living cell,
There’s a useful tool,
Containing information,
In a molecule.

Chorus:
Hip Hip Hooray for DNA,
It provides the key,
To the plans for making,
Everything in you and me.

A single strand of DNA,
Can alphabetically,
Be sequenced by the letters,
A, C, T and G.

Chorus

The letters can be put into groups of three,
Which go to make a genetic recipe eeeee,
Cells can use this recipe,
Written down in genes,
To decipher how to make,
All of our proteins.

Chorus

Proteins can be used
To make body parts,
Such as lungs and livers,
kidneys and heaaarts.

Chorus

….To the plans for making
Everything in you and me.

Watch the video here

Chemistry dating

Or what really happens when the elements get together.....

The Story of Ernest Rutherford


Ernest Rutherford came up with his "orbital model" of the atom while working at Manchester University. He also did a series of experiments with radioactivity, and was awarded the Nobel Prize in 1908.
Have a look at this video which explains some of his work:


Natural decay (The Radioactivity Song)

By Mark Rosengarten.

listen to the song

The nucleus of an atom is filled with lots of stuff,
There's protons and there's neutrons, thats really quite enough,
But sometimes an atom has too much of one of these,
And lets slip out decayed particles, kind of like a sneeze.

Its decay,
Natural decay,
HOORAY!

Its decay,
Natural decay,
HOORAY!

Some nucleii spew out whats looks like helium,
It's an alpha particle, made by uranium,
It's nuclear notation, it is 4,2 He,
And it is really dangerous, causes burns to you and me.

It's decay,
Alpha decay,
HOORAY!

It's decay,
Natural decay,
HOORAY!

Nucleii like C14 give a little, biddy sneeze,
It's a beta particle, an electron if you please,
It can travel fast, but it don't take much to stop,
Turns a neutron to a proton, watch the Geiger counters hop.

It's decay,
Beta decay,
HOORAY!

It's decay,
Natural decay,
HOORAY!

Isotopes of potassium emit a positron,
Its called beta positive, don't know who's side it's on,
A proton becomes a neutron, the mass remains the same,
And that is how the positron plays the nuclear game.

It's decay,
Positron decay,
HOORAY!

It's decay,
Natural decay,
HOORAY!

When a nucleus emits any of these,
It can also give off gamma,
With instability its easy,
It goes at the speed of light, 'cos that's really what it is,
And it has no mass or charge,
Only lead can stop it whiz.

It's decay,
Gives off gamma rays,
HOORAYS!

It's decay,
Natural decay
HOORAY!

Carbohydrates

I recommend everybody visits the Royal Society of Chemistry at some time in their lives. Here is a link to their information about carbohydrates for IB students:

Carbohydrates

The Elements Song, by Tom Lehrer

There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium,
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,
Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium,
And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium,
And gold, protactinium and indium and gallium,
And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.
There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium,
And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium,
And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,
And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium, and barium.
There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium,
And phosphorus and francium and fluorine and terbium,
And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium,
Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium.
And lead, praseodymium, and platinum, plutonium,
Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium,
And tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium,
And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.
There's sulfur, californium, and fermium, berkelium,
And also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium,
And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc, and rhodium,
And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin, and sodium.
These are the only ones of which the news has come to Ha'vard,
And there may be many others, but they haven't been discovered.

My Favorite Science Songs

Try these links to listen to the best science songs on the internet:

Monty Python's Galaxy Song

Tom Lehrer's Elements Song

'Lithium' with sock puppets

Magnetism - Get Perpendicular

The Bloodmobile song by They Might be Giants

The Large Hadron Rap

Why Does the Sun Shine? by They Might be Giants

Radioactivity by Kraftwerk

The Reproduction Rap by Jamie Lee Spears

She blinded me with science featuring Dr. Magnus Pyke

The Heart

A nice video which shows how the human heart works.

The Digestive System



A Non-Newtonian Liquid

From a Spanish TV show in which two guys run across a swimming pool filled with water and maisena! (you could do some research to find out how this is possible).

The Periodic Table

An interactive periodic table, with information about each element that speaks!

periodic table

What is a transformer?

Not this:




But this:


Fleming's Left Hand Rule




Flemings Left Hand Rule (my attempt to draw my own hand).

This lets you work out which way the coil of an electric motor will spin.





D.C. Electric Motor

How does a direct current (d.c.) electric motor work?
This video featuring some groovy music will show you.


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